Earlier today, a stranger asked me if I worked for Telemundo. I'm not sure why, but I guess it was because I was carrying a camera and was looking particularly worldly at that moment.
“Weather is such an endlessly fascinating topic of discussion.” —Doug Lenox on Weather Discourse
“Life can be so beautifully poetic however it is mostly a badly worded run-on sentence that is boring and unfunny and also tiring.” —Doug Lenox on Life and Grammar
Wake me up when someone walks under Niagara Falls on a tightrope.
“In the future, instead of reading or writing books, people will only read and write short obituaries about recently deceased writers.” —Doug Lenox on The Future