Hyperbole is the greatest word in the history of everything.
My Oakland Raiders jacket is good for cloudy days, and great for attracting chatty junkies.
I finally understand the appeal of iPads after witnessing a guy use one to wipe muffin crumbs off his face.
My cinema is headed to Santa Cruz
I hope you enjoy it, Santa Cruz people.
Also, sorry about 1979 -1998.
“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.” —Samuel Beckett
“I don’t take anyone seriously until they’re listed in the yellow pages.” —Doug Lenox on Professionalism