June 2011
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New York Wedding Video Aesthetics Forever Changed.
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I found an unfamiliar shirt mixed in with my clothes. I really hope this just means my lady is having an affair, and not that a stranger’s dirty laundry touched mine.
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“Little Italy is the last place in NYC where you can still get authentically...”
– Doug Lenox on Nostalgia
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“Visiting the ATM brings butterflies to my stomach, but only butterflies that eat...”
– Doug Lenox on Butterflies
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Mr. Popper's Penguins' Poppers Problem
is the title of a movie that I would watch, unlike the movie of a similar title that is being released today.
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Green Fingered
I could totally get into gardening if I knew it would lead me to have more sex, and not just lead me to have to do more gardening.
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I wish Dane Cook would tell some homophobic jokes. It’d be nice to have a new reason to criticize him.
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The Upside of New York Residency.
The best thing about living in New York City is that it forces you into daily interactions with a wonderfully diverse group of people to whom you can feel superior.
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“I only think objectively when I know I’m right.”
– Doug Lenox on Thought
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“You have a wonderful casserole…I mean wife.”
– Harold Pinter’s Old Times.
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Heat.
My favorite thing to do in NYC during the summer is watch beautiful women complain about the weather via twitter.
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“With Weinergate, the American news media has finally made amends for its flawed...”
– Doug Lenox on Intrepid Reporting
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“My only life goal is to achieve the level of success that will turn me into the...”
– Doug Lenox on Moral Philosophy