No big deal, I’ll just watch the forthcoming American remake instead.
Obviously, the state of Hawaii is a secret Muslim.
Thinking of faking my own death so I can have a fake funeral, which will help me figure out who I want to invite to my fake wedding.
They’re playing Bryan Adams at the laundromat. Haven’t heard him since the last time I went to the laundromat.
Finally saw the Rebecca Black video. Not sure why people hate it. It’s certainly one of the better ESL instructional music videos I’ve seen.
Headed into Manhattan to see if a large group of Scottish people are capable of walking in a straight line.
Other than the film crew I’m with, I’ve only seen 2 other white people since I’ve been in Trinidad. Fittingly, I saw them at a TGIFriday’s.
My sunburn is proof that caucasians also rank amongst “the chosen people.” We were just chosen to live in caves, far away from sunlight.