Didn't watch the royal wedding
No big deal, I’ll just watch the forthcoming American remake instead.
April 2011
18 posts
Hawaii 5-Obama
Obviously, the state of Hawaii is a secret Muslim.
One Wedding and One Funeral
Thinking of faking my own death so I can have a fake funeral, which will help me figure out who I want to invite to my fake wedding.
Summer of '69
They’re playing Bryan Adams at the laundromat. Haven’t heard him since the last time I went to the laundromat.
“With a small dating pool and limited pornography options, it must be very frustrating to be a necrophiliac.”
—Doug Lenox on Niche Dating
Rebecca Black Knows Her Way Around a Calendar
Finally saw the Rebecca Black video. Not sure why people hate it. It’s certainly one of the better ESL instructional music videos I’ve seen.
Tartan Day Parade
Headed into Manhattan to see if a large group of Scottish people are capable of walking in a straight line.
“The nicest way to tell someone you want them dead is to send them a poisonous edible arrangement.”
—Doug Lenox on Gifting
“During the peeling phase of a sunburn, it’s best to avoid finger foods.”
—Doug Lenox on personal hygiene
T & TGIFriday's
Other than the film crew I’m with, I’ve only seen 2 other white people since I’ve been in Trinidad. Fittingly, I saw them at a TGIFriday’s.
Chosen White People
My sunburn is proof that caucasians also rank amongst “the chosen people.” We were just chosen to live in caves, far away from sunlight.