October 2011
12 posts
“I am of the 99%, but I only associate with the top 1% of the 99% because the rest are dirty, godless commoners.”
—Doug Lenox on Percentages
“I feel bad for immigrants who journey all the way to America in order to steal my job, only to discover that I don’t have one.”
—Doug Lenox on the American Dream
“My favorite part of any indie film is when the main character clearly uses an indie cleaning product that I also use.”
—Doug Lenox on the Cinema of CleanlinessÂ
The only people in the world who have yet to hear of Steve Jobs' passing are the Chinese factory workers currently assembling the iPhone 4S.
“I’ll bet Rick Perry throws a helluva Juneteenth party at his ranch.”
—Doug Lenox on Texas and Entertaining