I am now a Master of Fine Arts. Next up: mastering the art of putting the duvet cover back on the duvet.
An Orthodox Jew stopped me in Grand Central today and asked if I was Jewish. When I answered no, he asked me for a cigarette. I think he was testing me, but I’m not sure how.
White tourists love New Orleans for:
5. The opportunity to watch black Nola residents doing the above activities.
HBO loves these things too. So much so, they made a series-that-resembles-a-TV-movie about it. It’s called “Treme.”
I think I just caught an über butch lesbian checking me out. Now I’m worried I look like K.D. Lang.
Someday in the future, Old Spice is going to offend a former Spice Girl by asking her to appear in an Old Spice commercial. Also, someday in the future, a Spice Girl will have no other choice, but to appear in an Old Spice commercial.