Trying to watch the Spanish language wildlife show playing on the TV at this taqueria, but I’m having trouble understanding what the leopards are saying.
December 2010
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Some people can’t hold their liquor. Other people can’t hold their lives. Those people live in California.
Today, while drinking at a biker bar, I met a lesbian named Sue.
Sue told me the best moment of her life was when she saw Kid Rock driving his Bentley in Simi Valley.
I don’t think Sue’s life has been overly awesome.
About to shower using the egg nog soap my mom got me for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s non-alcoholic.
The shoulder pads in my Christmas sweater make me feel pretty tough.
I probably shouldn’t share this with the internet, but my mom owns The Last Boy Scout and Nothing But Trouble… On laserdisc.
My plane flight has been delayed due to a “maintenance issue.” I assume this means they’re refilling the scotch and updating the magazines for me.
Detroit.