Trying to watch the Spanish language wildlife show playing on the TV at this taqueria, but I’m having trouble understanding what the leopards are saying.
December 2010
21 posts
Some people can’t hold their liquor. Other people can’t hold their lives. Those people live in California.
Today, while drinking at a biker bar, I met a lesbian named Sue.
Sue told me the best moment of her life was when she saw Kid Rock driving his Bentley in Simi Valley.
I don’t think Sue’s life has been overly awesome.
About to shower using the egg nog soap my mom got me for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s non-alcoholic.
The shoulder pads in my Christmas sweater make me feel pretty tough.
“Even though they’re hiring and seem to be a great company, I have serious doubts about submitting my application to bratenders.com.”
—Doug Lenox on sexism in the workplace.
I probably shouldn’t share this with the internet, but my mom owns The Last Boy Scout and Nothing But Trouble… On laserdisc.
My plane flight has been delayed due to a “maintenance issue.” I assume this means they’re refilling the scotch and updating the magazines for me.
“Flying on Wednesday. Fingers crossed I get a pat down by two female TSA employees at the same time. I’ve never had a threesome.”
—Doug Lenox on Dating and the TSA
“Directing child actors is hard. Forcing them to work as human light stands is easy. And fun.”
—Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
“Restraining orders make the heart grow fonder.”
—Doug Lenox on short distance dating
“Craft services people are allowed to carry guns on set. Eat respectfully.”
—Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
“Never hire a PA without seeing their reel first.”
—Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
“I tried reading the Bible, but couldn’t get into it. I’m just not that into Sci-Fi.”
—Doug Lenox on the topic of genre
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Detroit.