December 2010
21 posts
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Trying to watch the Spanish language wildlife show playing on the TV at this taqueria, but I’m having trouble understanding what the leopards are saying.
Dec 29th
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Some people can’t hold their liquor. Other people can’t hold their lives. Those people live in California.
Dec 27th
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Today, while drinking at a biker bar, I met a lesbian named Sue. Sue told me the best moment of her life was when she saw Kid Rock driving his Bentley in Simi Valley. I don’t think Sue’s life has been overly awesome.
Dec 27th
About to shower using the egg nog soap my mom got me for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s non-alcoholic.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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The shoulder pads in my Christmas sweater make me feel pretty tough.
Dec 24th
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“Even though they’re hiring and seem to be a great company, I have serious...”
– Doug Lenox on sexism in the workplace.
Dec 24th
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I probably shouldn’t share this with the internet, but my mom owns The Last Boy Scout and Nothing But Trouble… On laserdisc.
Dec 16th
My plane flight has been delayed due to a “maintenance issue.” I assume this means they’re refilling the scotch and updating the magazines for me.
Dec 15th
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“Flying on Wednesday. Fingers crossed I get a pat down by two female TSA...”
– Doug Lenox on Dating and the TSA
Dec 13th
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“Directing child actors is hard. Forcing them to work as human light stands is...”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
Dec 13th
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“Restraining orders make the heart grow fonder.”
– Doug Lenox on short distance dating
Dec 12th
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“Craft services people are allowed to carry guns on set. Eat respectfully.”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
Dec 11th
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“Never hire a PA without seeing their reel first.”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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“I tried reading the Bible, but couldn’t get into it. I’m just not...”
– Doug Lenox on the topic of genre
Dec 9th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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