December 2010
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Trying to watch the Spanish language wildlife show playing on the TV at this taqueria, but I’m having trouble understanding what the leopards are saying.
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Some people can’t hold their liquor. Other people can’t hold their lives. Those people live in California.
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Today, while drinking at a biker bar, I met a lesbian named Sue.
Sue told me the best moment of her life was when she saw Kid Rock driving his Bentley in Simi Valley.
I don’t think Sue’s life has been overly awesome.
About to shower using the egg nog soap my mom got me for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s non-alcoholic.
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The shoulder pads in my Christmas sweater make me feel pretty tough.
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“Even though they’re hiring and seem to be a great company, I have serious...”
– Doug Lenox on sexism in the workplace.
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I probably shouldn’t share this with the internet, but my mom owns The Last Boy Scout and Nothing But Trouble… On laserdisc.
My plane flight has been delayed due to a “maintenance issue.” I assume this means they’re refilling the scotch and updating the magazines for me.
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“Flying on Wednesday. Fingers crossed I get a pat down by two female TSA...”
– Doug Lenox on Dating and the TSA
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“Directing child actors is hard. Forcing them to work as human light stands is...”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
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“Restraining orders make the heart grow fonder.”
– Doug Lenox on short distance dating
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“Craft services people are allowed to carry guns on set. Eat respectfully.”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
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“Never hire a PA without seeing their reel first.”
– Doug Lenox’s Super Secret Insider Filmmaking Tips, Internet Edition.
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“I tried reading the Bible, but couldn’t get into it. I’m just not...”
– Doug Lenox on the topic of genre
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