February 2012
11 posts
6 tags
Today is the only day of the year when I don't...
Feb 22nd
8 tags
Man, this America Online laserdisc chat room is...
Feb 17th
6 tags
Feb 14th
5 tags
Feb 14th
6 tags
Feb 14th
12 tags
Feb 14th
5 tags
I'm only watching the Grammys because an inside...
Feb 13th
7 tags
Feb 11th
7 tags
Feb 11th
33 notes
12 tags
“I hope Madonna’s fake british accent doesn’t fall out of her bra...”
– Doug Lenox on wardrobe malfunctions
Feb 5th
10 tags
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a...”
– Axl Rose
Feb 3rd
1 note
January 2012
28 posts
13 tags
Jan 31st
10 tags
Jan 31st
12 tags
“Gentrification is gonna fucking ruin the moon.”
– Doug Lenox on Gringrich’s Moon Base Proposal
Jan 31st
10 tags
Jan 30th
8 tags
“I refuse to talk to anyone who doesn’t have an inflated sense of...”
– Doug Lenox on Humility
Jan 30th
9 tags
Jan 28th
9 tags
Jan 28th
11 tags
Jan 27th
“Just dreamt that I wanted to get out of bed, then woke up and discovered that I...”
– Doug Lenox on Responsibilty
Jan 25th
9 tags
I want to write something interesting about the...
Jan 24th
12 tags
Jan 24th
5 tags
Jan 23rd
13 tags
Jan 17th
9 tags
Jan 17th
1 note
7 tags
Jan 17th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Jan 17th
10 tags
Jan 16th
19 notes
6 tags
Apparently, the best way to celebrate MLK's legacy...
Jan 16th
9 tags
“I always love the Golden Globes because not watching them helps me prepare for...”
– Doug Lenox on statues
Jan 16th
5 tags
Jan 10th
5 tags
Jan 10th
9 tags
The eventual loser of the Common vs. Drake battle...
Jan 9th
17 notes
9 tags
Jan 9th
4 tags
Jan 7th
125 notes
4 tags
“If you’ve ever mentioned yoga in a sentence, I didn’t listen to that...”
– Doug Lenox on Yoga and Sentences.
Jan 7th
4 notes
7 tags
Mitt Romney must be kicking himself right now for...
Jan 4th
87 notes
12 tags
Jan 3rd
4 tags
“Don’t worry, I’m sure 2013 will be better.”
– Doug Lenox on the topic of January 1st, 2012
Jan 1st
December 2011
16 posts
6 tags
“My new year’s resolution is to slap anyone who tells me they’re...”
– Doug Lenox on Staying the Same
Dec 31st
2 notes
13 tags
“People don’t seem to like it when my answer to their “When are you...”
– Doug Lenox on Questions and Answers
Dec 30th
7 tags
Dec 30th
7 tags
“Nothing makes me feel older than the sight of a toddler using gps in their...”
– Doug Lenox on Aging and Driving
Dec 29th
18 notes
6 tags
Dec 28th
5 notes
7 tags
Dec 25th
50 notes
2 tags
Dec 25th
58 notes
9 tags
“Always remember: The quieter you utter a racist statement, the less racist it...”
– Doug Lenox on Holiday Gatherings
Dec 21st
4 notes
7 tags
Dec 18th
12 tags
Dec 18th
5 notes
7 tags
Some kids drew a menorah and a Christmas tree in...
Dec 16th