February 2012
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Today is the only day of the year when I don't...
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Man, this America Online laserdisc chat room is...
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I'm only watching the Grammys because an inside...
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I hope Madonna’s fake british accent doesn’t fall out of her bra...
– Doug Lenox on wardrobe malfunctions
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I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a...
– Axl Rose
January 2012
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Gentrification is gonna fucking ruin the moon.
– Doug Lenox on Gringrich’s Moon Base Proposal
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I refuse to talk to anyone who doesn’t have an inflated sense of...
– Doug Lenox on Humility
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Just dreamt that I wanted to get out of bed, then woke up and discovered that I...
– Doug Lenox on Responsibilty
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I want to write something interesting about the...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Apparently, the best way to celebrate MLK's legacy...
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I always love the Golden Globes because not watching them helps me prepare for...
– Doug Lenox on statues
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The eventual loser of the Common vs. Drake battle...
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If you’ve ever mentioned yoga in a sentence, I didn’t listen to that...
– Doug Lenox on Yoga and Sentences.
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Mitt Romney must be kicking himself right now for...
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Don’t worry, I’m sure 2013 will be better.
– Doug Lenox on the topic of January 1st, 2012
December 2011
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My new year’s resolution is to slap anyone who tells me they’re...
– Doug Lenox on Staying the Same
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People don’t seem to like it when my answer to their “When are you...
– Doug Lenox on Questions and Answers
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Nothing makes me feel older than the sight of a toddler using gps in their...
– Doug Lenox on Aging and Driving
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Always remember: The quieter you utter a racist statement, the less racist it...
– Doug Lenox on Holiday Gatherings
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Some kids drew a menorah and a Christmas tree in...